Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.
*slow clapping at the dad*
I always reblog this.
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Sometimes i don't want to live, but sometimes i do.
Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta
I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.
That sounds like a you problem
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Anonymous asked:
My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?
colachampagnedad Answer:
LMAO
God this brings back trauma
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We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
Stop it
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
:(((((
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this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
as an arctic monkeys fan this is me
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I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.
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